One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
- My ipod: I can help you track all your workouts and exercising!
- Me: No thanks, I can count to zero by myself.
